You were thinking it! Admit it!
lol. So, my computer died for about a month or so. And for the whole time I kept deluding myself that I could somehow fix it; despite the fact that my entire computer skills amount to knowing what RAM is an abbreviation of. I think I was just hoping the computer would fix itself, really. Eventually, I gave up on outwaiting it and took it in for repair, and it was duly fixed. It's great, except that the colours are weird now. I won't take it down twice in one month for repair, so I guess that, at least for now, I'll have to accept that red and green are a luxury I don't need.
I've run out of things to say, so I'll stop typing now.
-Owen.

ZOMG so I've been away for a while... back from the deeeeeaaaaaad!
lol. No, just kidding. I've really been doing secret conspiratorial things. Taking over countries, advancing my shadow armies, et cetera. I'm now the Emperor of Kazakhstan and the greater Central-Asian steppes, the evidence for which is largely based on nobody checking it out.

World conquest aside, though, I'm quite busy at the moment, not though I haven't been producing art- just art that no one sees. I'll probably upload about 30 pictures in about 3 days and incur the wrath of everyone on my friends list. If you want to send me hate mail, please go ahead. If you want to ignore me, do that too. I'm flexible.

Take it easy,
-Owen.

Fear the conspiracy.
Eloisement Eloisement Eloisement Eloisement
You know you should!

'Tagged' by
Well, what do we have here. A chain letter cleverly disguising itself as a journal game. In accordance with the unwritten laws of dA, I am honour-bound to follow the rules and complete this. Of course, I'll tag people and draw them into it too.

So, the Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....

1) I used to play war games with my teddy bears when I was 7 and then spend all night scared thinking they were going to join forces and get me while I slept (seriously).

2) The record number of times I've been stung by bees in one day was 3.

3) When I was 11 I thought Princess Zelda from Ocarina of Time was cute. Come on, you know she was!

4) The coolest guy ever in my opinion was Alexander the Great.

5) I started playing the piano when I was six. Or possibly four. It's hard to remember back that far.

6) I plan to take revenge on for daring to tag me.

Well that's it. Oh, and the following people are tagged:

*shivers violently* There's a real downside to living here as the weather turns hostile for autumn. If it weren't for my warm, comfortable blanket, I'd be doomed. Even when the sun's out, it's cold. Curse you, sun! Be warmer! I am in total agreement with Athyra's plan to destroy the sun if it refuses to provide us with sufficient heat.
On a lighter note, soon I hope to get my computer upgraded. Yay! More ram! My computer will process information at a decent speed for once! Then nothing will be able to stop me from buying more games. Nothing!
......Er, yes.
Also, French seems to be taking over my verbal skills of late. It's strange. Suddenly I'm speaking it far more often then necessary. If I suddenly start writing in funny, non-english words, that's probably it.
Time for me to go, before I revel any more humiliating secrets. Bonsoir, mes amis!
........There! I did it again! >.<